Was up y'all !! I hope you somewhat liked my story. I would of wrote sooner, but I had homework. When I looked at the first question, my mind said this: 'what the... No way! I'm not doing this! you can do it without me!!' So I spent two hours(or so it felt) finding the surface area of  prisms and cylinders without any help from my brain. Let me tell you, it isn't easy!! I don't know why they make you learn this stuff. Unless you are going to be a nonscientific nerd (which I don't really think many people are going to be) you don't need to learn geometry! I want to be a engineer, but I don't need to know how to get the area of a quadrilateral to know what Einstein meant when he stated that E=m c Squared! By the way, you don't have to be worried if i don't post. I'm going to put up a reminder for myself after I write this. On Facebook, I got tagged in a Disney character tag thing. I'm the Cheshire cat from Alice in wonderland! Woot! For those of you who don't know who that is, that is the purple always-smiling cat! Don't you share my excitement! No...?Fine, I'll stop now. *crickets chirping* Sorry. Any who, i got to go now. my dad is making me be ready for school at 7:00! Insane, isn't it! So I have to get to bed early so he doesn't tan my hide( just and expression... he would never do that to me) it the morning. Chow!

Yours (UN)truly,
                          ME

I'm bored again so i;m gunna write the book i talked about. WARNING: IT EPICLY SUCKS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. 'ME' IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR BOREDOM,DROOLING, OR ANY OTHER SIDE AFFECTS OF THIS STORY.

CHAPTER 1: IF YOU LIKE LANGUAGE ARTS, I DON'T LIKE YOU
"Think, think, think!!!" I murmur. I hate school, but my arch- enemy( the non-living one) is spelling. What can come from it? Anyways, this is, yours truly, Naomi. I'll tell you more about me after this test. So far i have these answers:
1: Monumental
2:Overture
3:Cache
4:Clarification
5:Responsible
6:
7:Status
8:Adventurous
9:Beneficiary
10:
11:Ransom
12:Maul
13:Wilt
14:
15:Abound

This stinks. I just can't remember! This is all so hard. But even if I can't remember these, I'll still get a B, But I might spell things wrong, and each question is worth 6 points... "You have five minuets left!" the substitute teacher yells. Five minuets!! I'll never finish! Somtimes, I think she watches me and purposely calls time up when I'm not finished. That cunning little woodrat! That's it! Cunning! It fits perfectly in number 6! Now, what's number 14... I'll kill someone if I don't remember! Wait a secound...murder means... Homocide! Number 14! It fits! My pen touches the paper and.. "times up!!!!" The sub yells. No!!! All I got down was homoci. I'm soo bumed! Now, at best, I have a 94, without spelling errors. BRINGGGGGG!!!!!!!! The end-of-school bell rings. I jump out of the chair, and dart to the door. "Not so fast, missy!" the sub yells, pointing at me. "come here" She says. I inch foward, And she must of seen I was scared because she said "Calm down, your not in trouble. Here. Finish writing the word for number 14" I can't belive she let me finish! I finish writing the 'de' of the word. I make a bee-line for the door... And I'm free.

How was it? Terrible? I hope you read my warning. While I am truly sorry, I can not, and even if I could, will not, Pay for the any damage to you or you property. I know no one read this, but I like to write, so I wrote anyways. I still don't know what i'm going to name the story, but here is the first chapter. In real life, I do dislike L.A. Even though is helps when you are an adult, I still don' t like it. I'll write tomorrow. If I don't write in at least 7 days, be worried and/or remind me/ the call the cops. Just Joking. Don't call the cops, but you can remind me or be worried. If you want to take it to the limit, you can do both. But that could leed to many other negative side affects, like obbsesion. Now I'm just going on and on, so this is 'ME', The proud creator and director and owner and writer of I.A.M.R.T.P, signing off.
yours truly,
'ME'

Yo! Above is that post i was talking about. BO-RING! New start starts... wait for it.. and... NOW!!! Ha! I bet I fooled you! You should of seen the look on your face! I started with a new start at "Yo! Above is that post i was talking about..." And so on. The reason I'm posting is that I'm bored at my dad's work. It stinks. Have I mentioned I'm bored? Well, I'm not entertaining myself(and all of you ladys and germs), so i'm going to do what I do best- juggling! du-du -du -du-du-du-du-du-dum! That was a misrible excuse for the circus song. But did you see me? I'm a natral! Wow! I'm sooo good at fooling you! i did it twice already! I was never jugling!ha ha. You guys were tricked! I could of said I was born on the moon and you would of belived me. It never gets old. I'm still thinking about what i'm going to write on my posts. My MUM( ya, i'm mocking you flossing sunshing!) told me to write a virtual book on this. It's not a bad idea! I've decided to write a book. It'll be called... I don't know(and NO, i'm not naming it I don't know!). I'll just start to write and see if it comes to me. I'll write the first chapter in my next post.

got to go,
me


I'm editing the post and just saw that it deleted it when I posted this one. Oops!

welcome all people of earth

yo! I am going to write my parodies and other random stuff on here and on polishedwithdust!